Wednesday, April 05, 2006


TSUNTING's theory of eating mac fries...
dun eat it w the tons of salt on it!!!!u wan depend on nkf when u become older ah?!n hor..nkf may not even haf the $ to help u loh....but, knowing how much salt there is on a mac fry..wad should 1 do?pls refer to the diagrams below and follow the steps!!it is SUPPOSED to save ur kidneys!!haa its my bestest emily's idea...-_-"

TSUNTING's steps of eating mac fries....

STEP 1: choose ur targeted fry..OBVIOUSLY
the hard 1s r nicer..haha
STEP 2: start hitting the fry onto the tray...

STEP 3: hit it repeatedly!!!n vigorously!!coz some small tiny action of hitting will NOT, i repeat, DEFINITELY not get rid of the humongous amount of salt on it..so if u wan to use like little strength, i suggest tat u dun even start following my steps...

STEP 4: YES!!!HIT SOMEMORE!!SO SMART!!!ok..now the amount of salt will haf decreased dramatically..n the amount of salt left will b a minimal..(tat is, provided tat u follow exactly the steps above...) n it will b YUMMY!!!=DHOWEVER, pls dun b as violent as me..till the fry flies out of ur hand!!!AND it landed in the most disgusting sauce of mac..garlic chili...-_-" YUCKS..so much for my efforts........

.:THE END:.

haa lame strip..i will try n improve..anw..is there anyway i can upload videos onto my blog?as in, not youtube kind..but my own video kind..if u noe..pls kindly teach me!thanks!=)

i need to study..but i juz cant find the mood to do it..im 4ever so tired..hai..n helmer's lecture juz now was mentally torturing..=( i wan to understand wad he says..coz its like totally interesting..serious..i like it..but juz cant seem to get it..well..shall juz jiayou ba..

nxt wk almost no lessons..will i haf the discipline to make myself wake up early n study?should i stay in sch?or should i go hm?argh..cant wait for 2may to come..n i need ideas for jaehee's bday present!!!its on 4may!!haa feifeiren..dun jealous hor..=D

my stupid fujitsu mouse is like SPOILT..argh..cant seem to b able to click properly..o..yah..there's a reason for blogging bout it..haa guess y loh..haha n chinru gave me the PERFECT ans to my request....

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me: ger!!my fujitsu mouse like spoilt leh..so lousy pok...

chinru: eh...MINE TOO!!mine the roller like cant roll lidat!!!!

me: o...lousy shit la..mine cant click man...so irritating....

chinru: wah..den u better go get new 1 leh..at least mine still can click....

me: ger ah..there is a reason y im telling u bout it leh...u noe rite...heeheehee

chinru(after awhile): oo!!!thanks 4 telling me tat leh..den i no need buy u a CAT since ur MOUSE spoilt already!!!!!

me: @#$@!%&^#^%

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haa yah..in case u r duno hu is chinru..she is "little lulu"..aiyah..dun need noe her face la..juz imagine little lulu can liao..hahaha but i still love her!!!haa brings joy to my life man...=D

lastly.......presenting to u.......

THE AH BENG'S MEDICAL DICTIONARY (koped fr my socio's lecturer's blog...yes..the LECTURER'S...haa he made it up himself i guess?)

> > Antibody: against everyone

> > Artery: the study of fine paintings

> > Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria

> > Caesarean section: a district in Rome

> > Cardiology: advanced study of poker playing

> > Coma: a punctuation mark

> > Dilate: to live longer

> > Genes: blue denim slacks

> > Haemorrhoid: a male from outer space

> > Impotent: distinguished, well-known

> > Labour pain: hurt at work

> > Organ Transplant: what you do to your piano when you move

> > Protein: in favour of young people

> > Red blood count: Count Dracula

> > Secretion: hiding anything

> > Tablet: a small table

> > Terminal illness: getting sick at the airport

> > Urine: opposite of "you're out"

> > Varicose: very close

> > Vein: conceited (heow ah!)

hope tis entry cracked u up a little..=D now, go back to study la!!!haa


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